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April 2007

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Day One - Day two - Day Three - Day Four - Day Five - The End!


Thoughts from the team - Chris - Adrian - Dan - Al

The Mazda GLX! is out in the cold after "Colin from the Spar shop" (who after 20 years has been made redundant, so is no longer "Colin from the Spar" shop!) decided not to sell his house but rent it out and his tenant does not want a Mazda in the garage, how selfish can you get?

But all is not lost because Colin has a double garage at his other house and all we need is for his Mrs to be away for a few days.

Anyway the Mazda GLX! had been sat in the garage for three weeks and not been started, stuck the key in turned it and away it went, took it for a spin 50mph down the expressway no problem. Tomorrow I will try second gear.

A GOOD OLD MOAN I (Chris) drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee and thanks to me its sunny and we have global warming and what thanks do I get for it? ask Gordon screw the motorist Brown! and no I did not vote for the Idiot Blair in 1997


Also today I had to buy four tyres £448! thats four and a half cars!!!


Monday- Bank holiday, the team have a meeting! unfortunately the women kept sticking their oar in so we did the gentlemanly thing and sent them out for a walk, well it was cold and they need the exercise!

Themes for the car and the occupants ended in nothing being decided, the St Trinians theme for day three of the rally was discussed and the only thing to come out of that was.....

Albert is NOT wearing a dress! no way Pedro.

Oh yes and Dan is more concerned about being seen as a chav? which apparently is worse than an Emo!

Adrian will wear a skirt over his Jeans, no sense of style whatsoever very 80s.

I thought the main issue was going to be what colour nail polish to wear!

The outcome of the meeting was nothing decided.


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